Jangan piktor!!!

)

THE



RANGE



OF



8



INCHES



LONG.



THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS



ENJOYED



BY



MEMBERS



OF



BOTH



SEXES.



IS



USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY



LOOSLEY



FOR



INSTANT



ACTION.



IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF



LITTLE



HAIRY



THINGS



AT



ONE



END



AND



SMALL



HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT



IS



INSERTED,



ALMOST



ALWAYS



WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,



SOMETIMES



QUICKLY,



INTO



A



WARM,



FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE



IT



IS



THRUST



IN



AND



DRAWN



OUT



AGAIN



AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN



SUCCESSION,



OFTEN



QUICKLY



AND



ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.



ANYONE



FOUND



LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY



RECOGNIZE



THE



RHYTHMIC,



PULSING



SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE



WELL



LUBRICATED



MOVEMENTS.



WHEN



FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES



BEHIND



A



JUICY,



FROTHY,



WHITE



STICKY



SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL



NEED



CLEANING FROM



THE



OUTER



SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND



SOME



OF



FROM



ITS



LONG



GLISTENING



SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS



DONE



AND



THE



FLOWING



AND



CLEANSING



LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED



EMANATING,



IT



IS



RETURNED



TO



ITS



FREELY



HANGING STATE OF REST, READY



YET



FOR



ANOTHER



BIT



OF



ACTION,



HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS



BRISTLING



CLIMAX



TWICE



OR



THREE



TIMES A



DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.



WHAT AM I???????



AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY



GUESSED,



THE



ANSWER !



TO



THE



RIDDLE



IS



NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........



       



       



       



       



       



       



       



TOOTHBRUSH.........



what were you



thinking?



You PERVERT!



send this message to ten of



your



most



perverted



friends



or



else...



This is the letter: You must send this on in 3 hours

after reading the letter to 10 people. If you do this,

you will receive unbelievably good luck in love. The

person that you are most attracted to will soon return

your feelings. If you do not, bad luck will rear it's

ugly head at you. You MUST send this on or face

dreadfully bad luck. GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!