X ~Jokes

X ~Jokes



1)Sex is math:

Add 2 bodies,

Subtract the clothes,

Divide the legs and
multiply!!!



2) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I
just found out that our

neighbor's son has

a penis like a peanut!

MUM: You mean it's small?


LITTLE GIRL: No it's
salty!!!



3) A couple recently
married was happy with the whole

thing.

He was happy with the
hole, and she was happy with the

thing.



4) Latest Statistics:
What men do after sex?

2% eat.

3% smoke cigarettes.

4% take shower.

5% go to sleep.

86% get up and go back
home to their wives.



5) What is a KISS?

It's an upper PREPARATION
for a lower INVASION that

will lead to further
PENETRATION with fast

ACCELERATION that will

build next GENERATION.



6) A man was carrying 3
babies in a train.

The lady sitting next to
him asked: Are they your

babies?

MAN: No, I work in a
condom factory and these are

customer

COMPLAINTS.



7)  Women top 5
lies:

5. I am a virgin.

4. It is so big.

3. I can't do that to my
best friend.

2. I won't gain weight
after marriage.

1. I am coming I am
coming!!!



8)  Why is your dick
better than a credit card?

1. Once spent it it
recharges itself.

2. It is accepted
worldwide.

3. You can let your wife
use it as much as she wants.



9)  A guy goes up to
a girl in a bar and says: You

want to play magic?

She says: What is that?

He says: We go Home,
Fuck, and then you disappear.



10) What is the closest
thing to a woman period?

Your SALARY...It comes
once a month, lasts 4 or 5

days, and if

it doesn't come, you are
FUCKED!!!